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Flat Mars Society - Astronaut Hangs Holding the Door Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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The flat Mars society is finally here, and in all likelihood, they will merge with the flat earth community. Awakened flat earthers vs scientific globeheads, who will win in this neverending fight? Since the spaceship landed when flat Mars was in the wrong position, the astronaut hangs holding the spacecraft's door. Funny conversation starter gift for a friend, family member, or coworker. Fun for both science nerd/geek, or flat earth theory supporter.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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